My Query

02:16
Tom Wood
2010
Tom Wood

Lyrics

I said, "Take it on the chin, the fart you been smellin'"
I started to grin
And they started yellin'
Sayin', "Ooh your fart's a sin
We'll class you a felon"
Ever since then my butt's smelled like a melon

If you can't fart in the bathroom where can you fart
It's so unfair that it's up in the air
Like a god-damned jart
They bust your balls even if you're in the stalls
Believe you me that can smart
If you can't fart in the bathroom where can you fart