Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

I got the freakin' blues
I got the freakin' blues
There's no gettin' around it
Confound it
I got the freakin' blues
None too many options from which to choose
I got the freakin' blues

I got the freakin' blues
I got the freakin' blues
There's no debatin' it
I'm hatin' it
I got the freakin' blues
I think I'll drink a bunch of booze
I got the freakin' blues

I got the freakin' blues
I got the freakin' blues
There's no gettin' around it
Confound it
I got the freakin' blues
None too many options from which to choose
I got the freakin' blues

I got the freakin' blues
I got the freakin' blues
There's no debatin' it
I'm hatin' it
I got the freakin' blues
I think I'll drink a bunch of booze
I got the freakin' blues

Ass

03:58
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Traditional
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

You don't know what happens after you die
You don't know what happens, and neither do I
You don't know what happens inside of my head
You don't know what happens after you're dead

You don't know what happens
In most freakin'places
You don't know what happens
In most freakin' cases

You don't know what happens

You don't know what happens, or what occurs
You don't know what happens when somebody errs
You don't know what happens when someone's a saint
You don't know what happens when there's a taint

You don't know what happens
In most freakin'places
You don't know what happens
In most freakin' cases

You don't know what happens

Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

God doesn't grade on a curve
God doesn't grade on a curve
Everybody baby gonna get what they deserve
'Cause God doesn't grade on a curve

You thought that He might let it slide
God doesn't grade on a curve
Now you've no place left to hide
'Cause God doesn't grade on a curve

God doesn't grade on a curve
God doesn't grade on a curve
Everybody baby gonna get what they deserve
'Cause God doesn't grade on a curve

God doesn't grade on a curve
God doesn't grade on a curve
Everybody baby gonna get what they deserve
'Cause God doesn't grade on a curve

You drink and cuss and get real high
But God doesn't grade on a curve
And you'll find as soon as you die
That God doesn't grade on a curve

God doesn't grade on a curve
God doesn't grade on a curve
Everybody baby gonna get what they deserve
'Cause God doesn't grade on a curve

Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Hicks

04:32
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Halfwit

03:45
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

I tell ya bout the worm that turn
I love duck huntin' and I got a perm
Those bad guys they'll never learn
And the good guys fightin' off the latest germ

Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson

I tell ya bout the hometown hero
And the folks who need to clean up their act
Fiddlin' and a-watchin' it burn like Nero
With Satan I made a pact

Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson
Local anchorperson


 

Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Traditional
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent motherfuckers (so different)
Indifferent modern fuckers

Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent motherfuckers (so different)
Indifferent modern fuckers

Indifferent modern fuckers
Doin' or not doin' what they should
Indifferent motherfuckers
It's all good
Indifferent modern fuckers
Don't you ever think twice
Indifferent modern fuckers
In your indifferent freakin' paradise

Whether there are two or twenty baby I don't care
And neither should should the folks out there
I'm an incurious fucker playin' with my hair
But there ain't no need to shoot up a flare

Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent motherfuckers (so different)
Indifferent modern fuckers

Indifferent modern fuckers
Doin' or not doin' what they should
Indifferent motherfuckers
It's all good
Indifferent modern fuckers
Don't you ever think twice
Indifferent modern fuckers
In your indifferent freakin' paradise

Whether there are two or twenty baby I don't care
And neither should should the folks out there
I'm an incurious fucker playin' with my hair
But there ain't no need to shoot up a flare

Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers


Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers
Indifferent modern fuckers (ten different motherfuckers)

 

 

 

Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

If anybody spots my gourd, just look up my number
If anybody spies my squash, just let me know
If anyone perchance does see
The gourd that used to be in me
Is setting freakin' out to sea -- watch that undertow

If anybody spots my gourd, just give me a holler
If anybody sees my shit, say "Here we go!"
If anyone happens upon
My gourd which has just up and gone
I'll prance about just like a faun puttin' on that show

If anybody spots my gourd, just look up my number
If anybody spies my squash, just let me know
If anyone perchance does see
The gourd that used to be in me
Is setting freakin' out to sea -- watch that undertow

If anybody spots my gourd, just give me a holler
If anybody sees my shit, say "Here we go!"
If anybody sees my gourd
If anybody spots my gourd
If anybody sees my gourd
Back inside I'll flow

Smoke

06:22
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

You oughta smokah the weed
You oughta smoke
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed
Upon the weed you should feed

You oughta smokah the weed
You'd best just smoke
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed
Upon the weed you should feed

I always smokah the weed
Smokin' the weed is my need
Got a bad case of weed greed
'Cause smokin' the weed is my creed

You oughta smokah the weed
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed

You oughta smokah the weed
You'd best just smoke
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed
Upon the weed you should feed

You oughta smokah the weed
You oughta smoke
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed
Upon the weed you should feed

I always smokah the weed
Smokin' the weed is my need
Got a bad case of weed greed
'Cause smokin' the weed is my creed

You oughta smokah the weed
You oughta smoke
You prob'ly should just smoke weed
You oughta smokah the weed
Upon the weed you should feed