The Gourd

03:26
Tom Wood
2007
Tom Wood

Lyrics

If anybody spots my gourd, just look up my number
If anybody spies my squash, just let me know
If anyone perchance does see
The gourd that used to be in me
Is setting freakin' out to sea -- watch that undertow

If anybody spots my gourd, just give me a holler
If anybody sees my shit, say "Here we go!"
If anyone happens upon
My gourd which has just up and gone
I'll prance about just like a faun puttin' on that show

If anybody spots my gourd, just look up my number
If anybody spies my squash, just let me know
If anyone perchance does see
The gourd that used to be in me
Is setting freakin' out to sea -- watch that undertow

If anybody spots my gourd, just give me a holler
If anybody sees my shit, say "Here we go!"
If anybody sees my gourd
If anybody spots my gourd
If anybody sees my gourd
Back inside I'll flow